Chimp George und die Glühbirne

How many members of the Bush administration are required to replace the proverbial light bulb? (1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced; (2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb; (3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb; (4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs; (5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb; (6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag; (7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.